So. I am going to write a book and call it “Conversations with a Rokstar”. This is my life with this guy who makes me laugh my ass off … pretty much EVERY day.
- Chapter One: Why the
Dead Sea is going to dry up by next Tuesday. - Chapter Two: In the Zombie Apocalypse, don’t expect me to save your ass because your refusal to watch scary movies leaves you uneducated.
- Chapter Three: Next decade, when we are all dead and gone and only the wild animals remain, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
- Chapter Four: The eleventh commandment – Thou shalt not cover thine sandwich – a commentary on open faced buns at church functions.
- Chapter Five: Hey. This chicken looks like a vagina.
- Chapter Six: I married you for your hot ass, I didn’t know you were a princess.
- Chapter Seven: The only reason to become a doctor is for the naked chicks and the nice car… maybe I will become a pimp.
- Chapter Eight: My testicles are huge today. I think I will spend my day riding around on the back of a Dodge 4X4.
- Chapter Nine: I’ve been working hard on my number one hit – “I’ve got youuuuu… tied up in my basement.”
… More to come …